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NAME: Shorte Phiuse GENDER: Male AGE: 26 SPECIES: Bajoran PLANET OF ORIGIN: Bajor RANK: Whatever gets assigned. POSITION: Security - Red Shirt Division PREVIOUS POSITION: Engineer's Mate PSYCHOLOGIST'S NOTES: High need for achievement, bordering on obsessive compulsive disorder. Still struggles with issues from Cardassian occupation of Bajor. Anger management problems. Possible pyromaniac. Recommend close observation, if not abandonment on hostile world. SERVICE RECORDS OF NOTE: Inducted to Academy through new member world affirmative action clause. Entered Engineering Division, mass chaos ensued. Legendary record. Source of three new Kobyashi Maru situational sims. 27 sim warp core meltdowns with accompanying 1.2 million casualties, self included 27 times. Transferred to Security Special Demolitions Ops. Graduated bottom of class and was mistakenly posted to USS Yorktown as Engineers Mate. Sole survivor on Yorktown Disaster. Transferred to USS Freedom in hopes he won't be so lucky when that ship blows up next. |
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This is a clip from a book I wrote once. It will explain what Cardassia Punch is...
Off to one corner Wirehead and Bear were working on `the most volatile substance one could make with household products.' He called it Cardassia Punch and defied me to drink some of the thick black liquid. I declined and he told me it had nutritional value and passed easily and if you were shot by an energy weapon you would explode- leveling about a city block. His resistance cell was known to fill members with terminal illnesses with the stuff and send them on suicide runs against Cardassian defensive structures immediately prior to an assault. Delightful. |